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rowanlim
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:20 am    Post subject: Joke: Funny Name Reply with quote

Here's a joke to share with y'all, I got it from another forum:

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Funny Names

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


My name is Snickle Farklechunks
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm..confusing..so my new name is ..Tootsie Dippinshorts?hahah
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

crusty waffle lips???? wat's tat Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bebe_lulu87 wrote:
hmm..confusing..so my new name is ..Tootsie Dippinshorts?hahah


stnthaha wrote:
crusty waffle lips???? wat's tat Rolling Eyes Laughing


It doesn't make sense that's why it's funny! Hahahahaha
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so... my new name suppose to be
dorfus bubblebutt?

haah?? Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahaha what a cute name!
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