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jingkling
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 Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER! |
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-If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
-To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
-If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
-Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
-To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
-To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
-To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
-If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
-When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
-You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
-We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
-To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
-Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
-To undo a mistake, click on "back".
-Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
-If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete". |
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rowanlim
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Location: Malaysia
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Hahahaa...If only life was that easy...:p
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