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jingkling
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 Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject: Jokes... |
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Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, that's confidential!
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
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rowanlim
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Hahahahahaha 
Nice joke! 
PS. When posting from an e-mail, please make it easier & nicer to read by deleting the unnecessary parts like ">>" etc. Thanks 
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jingkling
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Sorry...
Cox mayb too sleepy....
+ lazy...
haha...
i'll try next time...
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rowanlim
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Another joke for y'all
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